Ray Robison: Pointing out the obvious to the oblivious

Secret images of google earth

The last part is pretty funny.

Gorin gets gored

So a few months back this Julia Gorin comedian/pundit got an earful from me in regards to her writings about Kosovo and the ethnic-Albanian, Muslim population that was brutalized by the Serbs. She came back a few weeks ago at the American Thinker with a factless screed. I have to tell you, after that and feeling somewhat molested by these Ron Paul fruitcakes, I needed some time off. I was seriously feeling ready to start thumping melons, so I took some time away. Instead of murdering some RP trutherettes, I merely flipped off some of those Ron Paul bozos on the side of the road. All better now! If only I could find a way to sick them on Julia Gorin.....

Well I have spent time with the family and feel pretty rejuvenated.  Of course it helped seeing this in the American Thinker. Seems several soldiers have written to say she is full of crap. So since I am feeling in the writing mood again, I will help Julia to save some time and write her response here, she need only cut and paste.

Dear brainwashed, Muslim enabling US soldiers,

I realize you may think that because you are actually IN Kosovo you are more in tune with what is happening there,...NOT! I know far more about those Albanians than you can ever conceive of in your useless jobs working directly with them. They got to you didn't they?

To prove it, I refer you to this study from the Serbians Against Albanian Existence Institute Organization. According to its records - and it is a completely unbiased, nonpartisan institute whose directors have killed many Albanian friends - as many as one million wheel chair bound, catholic nuns are killed by hordes of pitchfork wielding Albanians two or three times a day, some times around tea time, usually before ten a.m. local time, but sometimes at nighty-night time.

Why are you being rude Albanian lackeys? The government got to you didn't they?

I will continue to tell everyone that you are not allowed to fire your weapons even if you are being shot at by every Albanian in the KLA...which I KNOW still exists because the SAAEIO says so. Just so you know, I personally authorize you to fire your weapons at the Albanians whether they fire at you or not, because they are all al-Qaeda operators of course, Osama is hiding out in Pristina by the way, you may want to look into that, he is heading the KLA in fact, he gave up on al Qaeda and now runs the KLA yeah, that's it...

In conclusion, Albanians want to use the UN to take over the world. Did the UN get to you?

Hopefully the next time we meet you will be more informed as to what is really happening there where you are there and I won't have to explain it to you again.

Peace out Biaatches

Need help from someone with mad google skilz

UPDATE edited for space:

Okay, so I am googling Private "Scott Thomas Beauchamp" and "Scott Thomas" and I find this:

Scott Beauchamp awoke one morning to find himself transformed into ...
21 Feb 2006 by Scott Thomas 
Overweight? Yeah. Guess what else I am: the best f@#$ing emerging poet in American letters at the beginning of this century. That means as much to some as credit reports mean to me. f@#$ it. I'm done with the midwest. ...
Sir Real Scott Thomas - http://ghostsonfilm.blogspot.com

The link is a dead end.

Here is more:

Scott Beauchamp awoke one morning to find himself transformed into ...
21 Feb 2006 by Scott Thomas 
f@#$ it. I'm done with the midwest. I'm never going back. People cant choose themselves...the plot moves through and around us and we're just players on that stage acting out our parts to perfection. Adios.
Sir Real Scott Thomas - http://ghostsonfilm.blogspot.com

And the money shot: can anyone get this from a cache?

http://blogsearch.google.com/blogsearch?hl=en&um=1&tab=wb&ie=UTF-8&q=%22scott+beauchamp%22+army&btnG=Search+Blogs

Scott Beauchamp awoke one morning to find himself transformed into ...21 Feb 2006 by Scott Thomas 
I joined the army because I'm too f@#$ing lazy to make any decisions about my life. I'ma debter. I've lied and decieved people I love. I'm unappreciative. I'm spoiled. Overweight? Yeah. Guess what else I am: the best f@#$ing emerging ...
Sir Real Scott Thomas - http://ghostsonfilm.blogspot.com

Now this text excerpt may only be part of the story and the writing could possibly be from a song or something. But it very much looks like Scott Beauchamp has declared himself a liar and subsequently removed the post.

So if any one out there is good at finding cached web pages, try and get to :

http://ghostsonfilm.blogspot.com/2006/02/scott-beauchamp-awoke-one-morning-to.html

Let me know what you find.

US Troops and Iraqis dance in the streets of Anbar province

H/T Larwyn

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